Strawberry Nightmares

I have some stomach bug, maybe the flu. I don't know. I'm not going to the doctor, because doctors are doodooheads. But, while letting this illness run its course, I have had a high fever. I have the most insane dreams when I'm sick, especially when I'm feverish.

Does this scare you? No? Because you're a logical person, who isn't insane. 

Does this?

See those two pictures up there? Combine those. That's the crazy ass nightmare I had last night. Zombie fruit trying to eat my face and entangle me within their vines. To be clear, I am not crazy, nor am I scared of strawberries when I'm lucid. For some reason, though, those evil strawberries were determined to eat me and start a colony inside of my stomach. They also recruited my husband, so every time he tried to get me to wake up, I knew he was helping them. I was so angry with him for betraying me to the strawberries that I forced him to sleep on the couch. (Probably a good thing since I woke up without a fever, but drenched in sweat.) Who gets angry at someone for betraying them in a dream TO STRAWBERRIES?

I might have brain damage.