Logic in the Face of Idiocy

I'm not saying that I'm smarter than most people, just that I'm more logical. I think things through and don't make overly stupid decisions most of the time. For this reason, I just don't understand people who are straight up stupid. Now, I'm not talking about people who were born with a low intelligence or have mental problems, I am talking about those who are smart enough to know better, but choose not.

Today, in the car with my best friend, some dickbag in a Subaru decides to come over into our lane and then go across two others, with his children in the car. I KNOW that you can't be that dumb. It doesn't make sense to risk the lives of your kids to make the exit to Burger King. I promise, there is another one in four miles. 

Worse than that, is people who ignore sound medical advice. I refuse to go to the doctor unless some part of my body is rotting off. This is probably why I didn't find out that I had Type 1 Diabetes until I was 23 and hours away from dying. But, if you DO go to the doctor and he tells you to stop smoking heroin or injecting candy canes or whatever it is that doctors actually do, maybe that is what you should do. I know that addiction is a wretched bitch. I smoke, and while that isn't even on the same level as an opioid or infomercial addiction, it still freaking sucks every time I try to quit. I will murder you for looking at me the wrong way and dance on your still warm body for the sheer joy of it, AND THIS IS JUST FROM NICOTINE. (I feel like I got off topic...) But, the point is, that if your doctor tells you to stop inhaling bacon or you're going to die, LAY OFF THE BACON.

Lastly, don't be a dick to your partner. I know this sounds super obvious, but you would be surprised. Not only is your partner the only person who can give all dem lovin's without it being considered cheating, but they are the one person in the world who should have your back in any situation. If my husband told me he punched my mom in the boob, I would assume she deserved it because I have a piece of paper saying that I am in his corner. Short of harming someone completely innocent (which the boy couldn't do with a gun to his head), I will defend him in any situation. I believe in his judgement and trust him to do the right thing in all situations. Plus, if your wife asks you to load the dishwasher and you don't, she may Bobbitt your ass.

Dear kiddies born after 1990, Google this woman and fear for your safety.