So, here's the thing, I would say that I'm pretty funny and that I write pretty well. Unfortunately, I don't seem to be able to do those things at once. (Why are you writing a blog, you say? How about shut up?) I recently decided to write for my favorite comedy website, with miserable results. I cannot think of anything to write, not one single interesting topic. The issue is that the site has list-based articles, so I would have to have information that is interesting, witty, and in a countdown. I just don't understand why this is such a problem for me.
The only things I could think of to write about were diabetes, British royals from history, and my shitty taste in music. The first would be boring, the second would take sooo much research, and the last couldn't be backed up without my iPod and I want to keep that.
I have hilarious friends and family that also can't come up with anything. I really don't want to get a real job..
Here's a picture of a girl covered in bacon to liven up this depressing post.
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